Say It Ain't So, Pat

That wild & crazy Pat Robertson is at it again, claiming that Haiti’s devastating earthquake is a result of that country having made a pact with the Devil. Where do you come up with these great one-liners, Pat? That may be about the best one since proclaiming that feminism is “a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” Or since you and Jerry Falwell blamed 9/11 on “the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way – all of them who have tried to secularize America.” (What a great team – too bad God had to break it up.) For more wit & wisdom, click here, here, here, or here.
 
I dunno, though – he’s a hoot, but he has a way to go to top Robert Tilton. I think it’s time to invoke the spirit of Frank Zappa again...