"Miss me?" Nyet!

The question has been posed.

Have pigs taken wing?

Has Hades booked the Ice Capades?

Are simians emerging from my anal sphincter?

Is the sun rising over the ocean off Los Angeles?

Are federal reserve notes sprouting in the orchard?

Is blood being wrung from a rutabaga?

Was Rome erected in a single circuit of Sol?

Can the contents of a book be ascertained from the image on its jacket?

Have hens taken to wearing dentures?

Can you now take it with you?

Do tumbling rocks in fact provide a home to rudimentary plant life?

Are Hellenic visitors with presents henceforth to be made welcome?

Is it now permissible to weep over lactose mishaps?

Does Elvis stick around after the show?

Can Argentine dances now be performed solo?

Has the value of held versus enshrubbed avians diminished?

Were weapons of mass destruction found in somebody’s basement in Baghdad?

Submissions welcome.