A couple of quick updates...

1. It seems that Palin’s poll numbers have taken a tumble. Could it be that most Americans weren’t impressed with her “hillbilly palm pilot”?

2. Muslim scholars have declared that full-body scanners at airports violate their religion’s insistence on modesty. So may I modestly suggest: YOU DON’T FLY! (Just like Palin’s candidacy!)

Now here’s a solution to both situations. In lieu of the body scan, make Muslims take the GOP “purity test” in order to be allowed on airplanes. And have Palin submit to a brain scan, just to see if she has one. That way, a negative reading will confirm she’s a safe bet for the GOP – and she’ll have a choice of running mates to balance the ticket.

3. Students Schools continue to major in be a venue for 2nd Amendment rights.

4. I still have not heard Lady Gaga.